nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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