I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
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Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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