Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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