So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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