You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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