It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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