i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
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gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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