Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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