Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
