fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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