I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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