you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
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Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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