no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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