he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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