your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
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I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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