Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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