I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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