Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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