I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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