Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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