Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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