problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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