honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
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pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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