STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Randomize
