Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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