I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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