i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize