So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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