Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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