just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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