I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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