I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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