you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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