After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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