Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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