i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
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He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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