People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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