Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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