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batman just walked across the sidewalk

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lay off the drugs

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no for real he was wearing a cape

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(630): batman just walked across the sidewalk (1-630): lay off the drugs (630): no for real he was wearing a cape http://tfl.nu/eo01

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Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!

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well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number

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(512): Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not! (1-512): well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number http://tfl.nu/3fc4

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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.

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(303): It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac. http://tfl.nu/tpbw

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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.

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(413): So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge. http://tfl.nu/jdua

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You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.

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(610): You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift. http://tfl.nu/nll4

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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.

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(224): It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo. http://tfl.nu/9q3e

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I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt

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(814): I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt http://tfl.nu/8loq

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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina

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(540): Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina http://tfl.nu/3vzn

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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.

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(712): ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was. http://tfl.nu/plh1

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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas

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(562): I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas http://tfl.nu/zf6g

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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.

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This has been a Party Success Story

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(719): The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets. (719): This has been a Party Success Story http://tfl.nu/swco

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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.

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(814): Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn. http://tfl.nu/bgu3

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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.

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(512): The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount. http://tfl.nu/1v2k

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Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point

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(512): Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point http://tfl.nu/vgyx

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My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.

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(207): My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off. http://tfl.nu/aji8

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