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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.

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• (646): View more from New York

  i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.

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