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• (925): View more from California

  He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.

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• (516): View more from New York

  There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed

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• (561): View more from Florida

  We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH

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  Hillary?

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.

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  I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.

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