scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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