She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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