they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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