so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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