some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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