I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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