Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
third nipple confirmed
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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