Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
