Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
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I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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