...so i touched it.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I don't think brook has ever known best
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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