No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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