She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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