But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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