Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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