You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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