he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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