I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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