and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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