He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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