whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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