I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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